Psst. The GBSs are turning one year old on May 17th. And well, I'm turning one year older a few days after that. So, I've decided to request a Fire Hydrant Ball. But how to have a fire hydrant ball online? Me must muse on this.
Here's my narcissistic birthday wish: to have 10,000 hits by mid May. It's not that big a request, we're only 100-and-something hits away.
But how to do it? Gotta muster up a hit theme — thinking, musing, thinking, need a coffee, maybe I should go outside, back to thinking, sun, humming and hawing...
Obviously sex sells. We can do an "May sex sell or sale". But what else? Any bright ideas?
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Is there an FTP that let's you send beer to friends? A developer could make beaucoup buck programming that appy. It could even be named "appy".
Okay. I promise you 500 cutting words on how to untie the left — GBS style. (Have I mentioned that I'm left handed? And that my — ahem real — last name is very un-PC?)
I guarantee at least 3 "revealing" photographs of bitches currently on the GBS roster. Obviously "the reveal" will be on my terms. I'm thinking balaclavas and collar bones.
And beer. If you can figure out some way for me to FTP it to you.
(I flat-out refuse to give you a pass to see "The Notorious Bettie Page". As an ex-goth with a past resemblence to Bettie Page, I refuse to support any flick that uses a blonde waif to portray a hot, meaty dark-haired amazon. I think my stature allows me this caveat.)
Now THERE's a flirty comment if ever I heard one! (And V, I had "The Bettie" haircut as recently as 2000, I can hardly believe it). But Blazer, who ARE you? Please hint as to how you know us and/or Violent, heh, I mean, Violet.
Then again, if you are merely a 56-year old resident of Leavenworth Penitentiary with a pocket protector and a combover, perhaps leave us to thinking you're an old pal from ZeD.
Sorry, Blazer, Vee and I both suck! C'mon, tell us! At least our profile has a saucy photo. Yours has... nothing. :[
Why would she be smirking?
Or shaking her head?
And where's your WordPress blog Blazer?
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