Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Suicide Orange


OMG — like, you go blonde, and then you totally forget to post. Sorry about the wee lapse, I guess the peroxide went to my head.

I must say, I'm feeling rather Madonna, circa "papa don't preach" and Sean Penn (remember? they were married). I don't mind this comparison. But I do mind that I don't look all that different with blonde hair. Seriously. I was hoping for a complete change. Ah well, maybe my identity is more fluidly solid than I thought.

And please, don't fret, my fellow dark-hairlings: I'll be back in black in no time. This is just a test of my operating system... Since I'm working from home these days, now's the time to go suicide orange blonde. I'm rather curious about the results, the difference in perception — mine and others'. So, stay tuned for "blonde ambition from a dark, dark heart" reports... only on GBS.

So, what exactly does the Internet have to say about blondes? Better research...

ROCK
Blonde Redhead
Concrete Blonde
Dylan: Blonde on Blonde
Platinum Blonde

NOT FUNNY
List of Blonde Jokes...
Dumb Blonde Test
Definition of Blonde

BLONDE NOT BLONDE
Cattlemen Prefer Blondes
Flickr Blondes
Blonde Dollz
Leffe Blonde
Blonde Brownies

FACTS & NEWS
Blondes to die out in 1000 years
National Blonde Day - What day is that again?
Blonde Assassin behind Kennedy Downfall
The Dumb Blonde of American Journalism
La Femme à la Mèche Blonde
Vargas' Blonde Sambos

BOOKS
Summer Blonde
Blonde
Dirty Blonde and Half-Cuban

FILM
Legally Blonde
Loves of a Blonde
The Real Blonde

SMARTEST BLONDE - EVER
Mae West

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