I came out 63% gay... I figure it's because:
- I have been in a street fight — with a boy (I was losing up until I realized words hurt, so I took him down with my steely wit).
- I DO know how to change oil in a car, jack a flat tire, use jumper cables, and drive a stick shift,
- And if I didn't, I wouldn't admit it.
- Plus, I'm cool with lesbian porn.
- Yes, I think my BGFs are hot babes . . . because they are. I dare any of you to argue me otherwise (see #1 before you think about taking on the dare).
So I'm a happy and well-adjusted het with lesbian tendencies. Not surprising, but rather droll. What I really want to be is a warrior princess.
A more appropriate quiz — suited to my gay tastes — would be titled "Fag, Fruit Fly or Queen?"
Take the gay-o-meter quiz yourself. Let me know how you score.
13 comments:
Oksana rates 50%!
The Ninja rates 46%!
We are so happily half-gay!!!!
Okay, so I took the quiz again, swapped my gender, but answered the rest of the questions honestly... and I'm 56% gay, which means I'm a happy and well adjusted het male.
What!?! No! Can't be.
I totally thought I'd be a gay male...
maybe it's because I'm cool with girl-on-girl action and I'm NOT my mommy's favourite child.
ps - congrats on being so compatibly gay.
i'm a forty percenter. - a straight-laced girlie girl, with a wee bit of butch that peeks out from time to time.
well, you did always wear the lipstick in our work relationship ... and I always had short hair. Makes sense we're - and + 10 of 50%, which I see as neutral.
random fyi...
Johnny V. "scored right in the middle and is a happy and well adjusted hetero man"
Rating: 5 0 %
and to quote the russian dahlingk ms vera lubimova: "IS THAT ALL????"
hahaa...
Johnny! 50%? I thought you'd be a 63%-er like me. Mind you, you are the postchild for "happy and well adjusted".
There goes your metrosexual cred.
ICRS drops down one notch.
53%
Wow, maybe it was that punching bag question.
Where was the question about whether or not you have a gunt?
40% for the old basscaker. I think it's because using anything other than soap to clean my face dries my skin.
40%? That's like Marlboro Man status around these parts.
Um, you guys are all fags. Apparrently I clocked in at 20% gay. Pretty deep into the "Too Straight" end of the spectrum. I tried the quiz with the same answers except as a woman (see I'm not that un-gay) and I clocked in at 73% lesbo, or rather lesbeau.
What's the gay-o-meter reading on a tendency for sleeping with lesbians?
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