Sunday, January 29, 2006

Gay-O-Meter

How gay are you?

I came out 63% gay... I figure it's because:
  1. I have been in a street fight — with a boy (I was losing up until I realized words hurt, so I took him down with my steely wit).
  2. I DO know how to change oil in a car, jack a flat tire, use jumper cables, and drive a stick shift,
  3. And if I didn't, I wouldn't admit it.
  4. Plus, I'm cool with lesbian porn.
  5. Yes, I think my BGFs are hot babes . . . because they are. I dare any of you to argue me otherwise (see #1 before you think about taking on the dare).

So I'm a happy and well-adjusted het with lesbian tendencies. Not surprising, but rather droll. What I really want to be is a warrior princess.

A more appropriate quiz — suited to my gay tastes — would be titled "Fag, Fruit Fly or Queen?"

Take the gay-o-meter quiz yourself. Let me know how you score.

13 comments:

Smartbunny said...

Oksana rates 50%!
The Ninja rates 46%!

We are so happily half-gay!!!!

Violet Chrome said...

Okay, so I took the quiz again, swapped my gender, but answered the rest of the questions honestly... and I'm 56% gay, which means I'm a happy and well adjusted het male.

What!?! No! Can't be.

I totally thought I'd be a gay male...

maybe it's because I'm cool with girl-on-girl action and I'm NOT my mommy's favourite child.

Violet Chrome said...

ps - congrats on being so compatibly gay.

... said...

i'm a forty percenter. - a straight-laced girlie girl, with a wee bit of butch that peeks out from time to time.

Violet Chrome said...

well, you did always wear the lipstick in our work relationship ... and I always had short hair. Makes sense we're - and + 10 of 50%, which I see as neutral.

Johnny Valentine said...

random fyi...

Johnny V. "scored right in the middle and is a happy and well adjusted hetero man"

Rating: 5 0 %

and to quote the russian dahlingk ms vera lubimova: "IS THAT ALL????"

hahaa...

Violet Chrome said...

Johnny! 50%? I thought you'd be a 63%-er like me. Mind you, you are the postchild for "happy and well adjusted".

There goes your metrosexual cred.

ICRS drops down one notch.

Mata Hari said...

53%

Wow, maybe it was that punching bag question.

Where was the question about whether or not you have a gunt?

Steve Shapero said...

40% for the old basscaker. I think it's because using anything other than soap to clean my face dries my skin.

Violet Chrome said...

40%? That's like Marlboro Man status around these parts.

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Spencer Maybee said...

Um, you guys are all fags. Apparrently I clocked in at 20% gay. Pretty deep into the "Too Straight" end of the spectrum. I tried the quiz with the same answers except as a woman (see I'm not that un-gay) and I clocked in at 73% lesbo, or rather lesbeau.

What's the gay-o-meter reading on a tendency for sleeping with lesbians?