Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Masturbation is the new politic

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Seems that masturbation is the new online politic, which is a relatively pro-active and pleasurable politic. It's great for those of you who hate protesting in large groups.

Comon' kids it's so easy and it's still hands-on, but you don't have to quest for a partner ("make love not war"). Hell, you don't even have to get out of bed. It's your own private politic: Masturbate for Peace.

If you're more Dionysian, then Dildo Art may charm you (but isn't Salvadore Dali's art already filled with fantabulously floppy phalluses?) Or, you can run away and join the cant circus.

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