Take this and bookmark it - you myth-loving bastards: Encyclopedia Mythica.
It's been a number of years since I read the classics so I'm feeling a bit rusty at the Pantheon gates, but Zeus sure did get around, and around, and around to it: Zeus' consorts and offspring. This god had some serious Freudian issues, which is retarded because gods can't die. He didn't need to make little copies of himself, so why the drive to procreate? What would drive a god to pro... wait, I got it: there's only one thing gods can't have, and that's human nature. And if he couldn't be human, at least his sperm could become human. (Ignore Athena - that was simple revenge.)
Hey there's a goddess named Pheme. So that's where "fame" comes from.
Zeus should start writing for Ghetto Pimp Summer - they never post, and the only pimping talk going on over there is about music, fiancees, and technology. Yawn. Zeus: If you can hear me, please help these boys out - their blog needs a shot of your prolifically pimpin' attitude.
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Your one entry is the best one. That's crap that you can't write.
hear hear pimp basscakes.
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