What's happening to you Oksana? You're getting - like - all romantic and stuff. Come back Oksana, come back.
Appendage to Oksana's bitch's guide to a boy's bedroom:
1. If he has Snoopy (or any cartoon) sheets, leave.
2. Cultivating a healthy mould garden is not the same as having plants.
3. If there's two piles of clothing on the floor ask if one is the "clean" pile. Then ask if his mom still does his laundry.
Suggestions from my sister over at slushpile:
4. The value-pack of Kleenex by the bed should be questioned (that said, wet wipes under the bed is just plain smart pool).
5. Check out his ointments. If he has any anti-fungal creams, or any thing with "genital" or "warts" on the prescription bottle, get out.
6. There is no excuse for an ex-girlfriend's picture to be tacked on the fridge. Worse, if you find pictures of a girl tucked around the apartment, question if she's really an "ex".
7. Copy of the kama sutra prominantly displayed by the bed. That's just so sad.
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3 comments:
Some of us have allergies and have move past putting boogers on the wall, hence, kleenex.
Agreed. But a "value pack"?
lots of boogerjuice?
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