I am unstoppable

I just received an "invitation" to attend a three day corporate/reeducation/seminar thing next week. Three days. Fuck.

Don't get me wrong, I like my job. I like having a job. But I have never liked forced/group anything. Except sex.

Oh, I'm kidding. Just losing my mind at the thought of three whole days under the fluorescent lights, with lots of flipcharts, "idea sharing," and lunches of cold chow mein.