Making copy dull

Ugh. Making new copy for work. The original batch was deemed "too weird". I have to go in an write straight today. Dull. Dull. Dull.

I will do this: I will be dull.

Oh and have you checked out today's date? 06-06-06. It's devils day —the National Day of Slayer.

Since I'm at work, I'm clearly committing a cardinal Slayer sin today: Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.