Let me tell you now: women walk in matching pairs.Mata and I were tromping along the seawall last night and all we saw was a sea of conjoined semi-athletic outfits. If it was the eighties, they'd be wearing braided headbands, Reebok aerobic hightops and wrist weights. But alas, gone are those spandexy days... mostly. This new breed of ladies is all about the Lululemon booty boosting pants and straight, flowing hair. It's an addiction, I tell you, a fashion addiction. I kept thinking to myself, Valley of the Lululemon Pants.
Of course, if you're a man who likes women with a bit of booty, I'd recommend getting out into urban nature and trolling the sea wall with free Lululemon schwag ... and puppies.
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