Poodle Power meets Liger

I know this is old-skool viral, but the "ex-fat girl" in me just had invite the beefy spandex beauty and her pumping-poodle pals to come work the GBs for summer.

(Hmm. I suddenly smell Madonna's freshest rip-off inspiration – two years later.)

Plus, Nagi Noda's jazzy wisdom is rather good:

• The important thing is to be strong.
• Beauty and strength — this is connected to everything in life,
  connected to victory and happiness.
• Victory and happiness is important for everyone.

What a corporate art whore. Good for her, I says. Her next adventure in furry loving — $Hello Panda$ cum Liger of Napoleon Fame — should rake in the c-c-c-cash like a virgin unicorn slut trolling a Las Vegas plushy convention.

Pfft. I'm so sick of this bi/betwixt/between thing... it's so nineties.