Look How Far We've Come

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Originally uploaded by Violet Chrome.

In a parallel dimension, the bitches on the left could have been us. (It's May 30th and we're taking dips in the lake.)

Their suits rock. Why, you ask? Because their bottoms totally cover their bellies. No need for a gym... the bikini waistlines stop at their "real waists" (no butt crack on these sophisticated ladies), the belly buttons are totally covered. And, there is no need to Brazillian the chocha (luckee).

Yah, I know we've come far... but there are definitely some advantages to the 50s bikini.

Of course, swilling beer from a bottle while letting it all hang out is pretty damn swell. Viva la summer trash.