Okay, so I saw this ad at the back of the bus.
One: Girl Guides? Just where are they guiding the girls these days?
Two: Don't they know that every horny and dirty 13-year-old boy sits at the back of the bus? Don't they know how much fun those dirty little boys will have with this slogan?
Three: Dear Girl Guide Leaders, please get yourselves a good PR/Ad person; do not create any in-house advertising... because you have no idea how dirty your seemingly innocent copy is.
Four: Guys pitch tents without any help... If you really want to help girls deal with the realities in life, teach them how to masturbate successfully. They have a lifetime of dealing with dirty, back-of-the-bus boys who just know (guided by some primal directive) how to get girls to help them pitch their tents. Sistas need to know what's going on between their own tent poles, more than they need to know how to pitch someone else's tent...
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