Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Stocking Stuffer

Yeah, the title is dirty and so is this great stocking stuffer suggestion, boys 'n' grrls: mini pearl.

It's so cute, and so practical. It's great on its own, but if you so desire, you can hook it up to a dildo to make it shimmy and shake. Instant vibration.

Doesn't it look like a cheap Barbie toy? Well, it is - cheap. That's why it would make a great stocking stuffer and "starter kit". And so unassuming.

Boys: this is a "quaint" sex toy. Buy it along with a gift certificate. Trust me, you will want to go shopping with her when she redeems it - just make sure you've both booked the night off.

Have a boo at womyns' ware this holiday season. They provides gifts that keep on giving and giving and giving and giving.

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