Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Budgeting Tips for Cash-Strapped Bitches

Faux-Fendi feeling a little light of late?
Forced to choose between creature comforts and luscious libations?

Let the Ghetto Bitches share the wealth.

We give you the Gala Keg!

Queue Up, Bitches!

The equivalent of five and a third bottles of wine for around $30.

The easy-pour spout means less tipsy dripage.

The vacuum seal ensures freshness, meaning no more partial bottles languishing* to go stale and sour.

*can't say I've ever had this problem but some bitches do claim this is a concern.

And as if the above weren't reason enough to start rockin' the Gala Keg...I have one final feature to tempt you.




When you're done with the wine...
the bag doubles as a bath pillow!

Boop

Boop boop be doop, bitches.

5 comments:

Cameron Labine said...

A girl after my own east-van heart. Never has your blog name seemed so apt. Ghetto Bitch Summer, indeed.

Violet Chrome said...

You're fucking hot! I love you GB!

Mata Hari said...

Now if only they came with one of those little foil covered holes and a bendy straw...

Violet Chrome said...

they're called "bitch pops" I know where we can get them. I still owe you a champagne breakfast – gbs style

Smartbunny said...

That is the best photo EVER!